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| 1 | +Title: THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST | |
| 2 | +Author: Oscar Wilde | |
| 3 | +Source: Adapted from the 1895 play | |
| 4 | +Format: Screenplay | |
| 5 | + | |
| 6 | +INT. ALGERNON'S DRAWING-ROOM - DAY | |
| 7 | + | |
| 8 | +ALGERNON (20s), aristocratic and effortlessly charming, plays a chaotic, avant-garde melody on the piano. | |
| 9 | + | |
| 10 | +LANE, the butler, enters the room carrying a tray of cucumber sandwiches. He places them meticulously on the table. | |
| 11 | + | |
| 12 | +Algernon stops playing and turns around. | |
| 13 | + | |
| 14 | +ALGERNON | |
| 15 | +Did you hear what I was playing, Lane? | |
| 16 | + | |
| 17 | +LANE | |
| 18 | +I didn't think it polite to listen, sir. | |
| 19 | + | |
| 20 | +ALGERNON | |
| 21 | +I'm sorry for that, for your sake. I don't play accurately--any one can play accurately--but I play with wonderful expression. As far as the piano is concerned, sentiment is my forte. I keep science for Life. | |
| 22 | + | |
| 23 | +LANE | |
| 24 | +Yes, sir. | |
| 25 | + | |
| 26 | +ALGERNON | |
| 27 | +And, speaking of the science of Life, have you got the cucumber sandwiches cut for Lady Bracknell? | |
| 28 | + | |
| 29 | +LANE | |
| 30 | +Yes, sir. | |
| 31 | + | |
| 32 | +Lane hands the silver tray forward. Algernon immediately inspects them, takes two, and begins eating. | |
| 33 | + | |
| 34 | +ALGERNON | |
| 35 | +(chewing) | |
| 36 | +Oh, by the way, Lane, I see from your book that on Thursday night, when Lord Shoreman and Mr. Worthing were dining with me, eight bottles of champagne are entered as having been consumed. | |
| 37 | + | |
| 38 | +LANE | |
| 39 | +Yes, sir; eight bottles and a pint. | |
| 40 | + | |
| 41 | +ALGERNON | |
| 42 | +Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne? I ask merely for information. | |
| 43 | + | |
| 44 | +LANE | |
| 45 | +I attribute it to the superior quality of the wine, sir. I have often observed that in married households the champagne is rarely of a first-rate brand. | |
| 46 | + | |
| 47 | +ALGERNON | |
| 48 | +Good heavens! Is marriage so demoralizing as that? | |
| 49 | + | |
| 50 | +LANE | |
| 51 | +I believe it is a very pleasant state, sir. I have had very little experience of it myself up to the present. I have only been married once. That was in consequence of a misunderstanding between myself and a young person. | |
| 52 | + | |
| 53 | +ALGERNON | |
| 54 | +(amused) | |
| 55 | +I don't know that I am much interested in your family life, Lane. | |
| 56 | + | |
| 57 | +LANE | |
| 58 | +No, sir; it is not a very interesting subject. I never think of it myself. | |
| 59 | + | |
| 60 | +ALGERNON | |
| 61 | +Very natural, I am sure. That will do, Lane, thank you. | |
| 62 | + | |
| 63 | +LANE | |
| 64 | +Thank you, sir. | |
| 65 | + | |
| 66 | +Lane bows and exits, leaving Algernon alone with the dwindling pile of sandwiches. | |
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